Madonna - Keeping Watchful Eye on Daughter, Boyfriend

Oh look - it's Madonna chaperoning her daughter's date with her boyfriend. Awww.

Ooh wait.

Seriously, Madonna? Your boyfriend, Holy Jesus over there, should truly be dating your daughter. You are 51, he is 22 and your little impressionable daughter is 14.

Do you see anything wrong with this picture?

Joaquin Phoenix Exists!!!!...and he shaved.

Joaquin Phoenix lives!!

I want to shout it from the rooftops! After the stunt he pulled last year, saying he was quitting acting in order to focus on his hip-hop career, I thought he may have lost his marbles. (Actually I think he and his bro-in-law Casey Affleck filmed it all for some kind of twisted documentary on celebrity.)

Joaquin is lending his support to To Write Love on Her Arms, an organization aimed at suicide prevention with teenagers. Also making a cameo in the video is Miley Cyrus and Liv Tyler.

Which got my gears turning...could Liv & Joaquin has rekindled their romance? The pair dated back in the 90's, and maybe the sparks have captured them again? Isn't it rather odd that two of the people showing up in this video used to date?

Yes, yes - it's suspicious to me to.

Never the less - take a look at Joaquin, alive and well. And looking quite good, I might add.

Katie Holmes: Back To Normal

Katie Holmes is looking mighty lovely these days. Sure she went through a sort of "style revolution" a few years back. (Remember when she was rocking the short, dramatic bob hair-do?) Yeah - back when she was a style clone of Victoria Beckham.

Those days appear long gone now, as Katie, on the arm of husband Tom Cruise, looks similar her self of yester-year (think the Dawson's Creek days).